March 2012
readthatpicture:
You will not expect what happens in this video.
I was’t expecting that, or for his voice to be so deep.
katrinaoh:
neknekmo:
alienixena:
who you finna try
sdagfdhgdgfdj
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
LMFAO
Ellen Degeneres for President.
YES
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
When you're in a relationship.
staypozitive:
To girls:
be the girl your boyfriend never thought he’d get.
Be the keeper of his heart and never let him go.
To guys:
be the guy your girlfriend always fantasized and dreamed about.
Treat her right, don’t be afraid to show her how you feel.
To both:
Trust each other.
Put in equal effort.
If you judge a book by its cover, you might miss out on an amazing story.
– Swag.
Dating your ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill....
– Swag.
February 2012
So um my boss smiles at me every time she sees me… Either I remind her of herself when she was a teenager or she thinks I’m some special Asian girl. Anyways, she was asking me how I was and I told her I turned 19 over the weekend and she was like “OMG! Congratulations!” I said thanks, even though in my head I’m just like LOL wtf is she so happy for me? Then she told...
yo man do you smoke?
naw i smoke fools like you on tha bball court